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Random: If you’re rich, maybe you should just hand your kids over to a nanny

I’m at a diner in Greenwich, CT when I over hear a woman behind me saying the following to her girl of 4 years:

You’ve got to stop waking me up at night. Tell me that you will stop: say ‘mother, i will stop waking you up at night,’ because if you don’t, i’m going to put the latch on your door and then you won’t be able to leave your room at night. (‘i’ll stop waking you up at night…’) no, say ‘mother, i’ll stop waking you up at night.’ (‘mother, i’ll stop waking you up at night’). Good because i don’t care if you wet your bed. You should wear your diapers, and if you don’t wear your diapers, and you wet your bed, you better not wake me up.

Now, is this terrible or not? I can’t tell.

As I was raised in Irvington, NY (similar median incoming to Greenwich, CT; although my family was not at this median income), mom, thanks for not being a cruel, psychotic bitch when you were raising me (or now, for that matter).

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